Merry Christmas One and All – A Little Christmas FEAR!!!!
| December 23, 2011 | Posted by Richard Freeland under My Writing |
Sometimes Christmas can be a little scary. Dealing with all that last-minute rush traffic, fighting through hordes of shoppers worse than packs of ravaging zombies, wondering uneasily why your children seem – CHANGED, somehow…
And then you get the credit card bill – YAAAHHHHHHH!
So to take your mind off all that, here’s a little Christmas present, just for you. Sit down, turn the lights down low, grab an eggnog, relax and ENJOY!
Just make sure the door is locked beforehand.
The Twelve Days of Christmas HORROR
On the first day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Eight vampires sucking,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Nine werewolves howling,
Eight vampires sucking,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Ten Dark Lords creeping,
Nine werewolves howling,
Eight vampires sucking,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Eleven zombies groaning,
Ten Dark Lords creeping,
Nine werewolves howling,
Eight vampires sucking,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A corpse hanging in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, undead Santa gave to me,
Twelve mummies crumbling,
Eleven zombies moaning,
Ten Dark Lords creeping,
Nine werewolves howling,
Eight vampires sucking,
Seven fangs a-dripping,
Six psychos slaying,
FIVE MOLDY THINGS!!!
Four Eldritch Gods,
Three full crypts,
Two severed heads, and
A CORPSE HANGING IN A PEAR TREEEEEEE!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, and to all, good nightmares!
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